Love Me or Not

Out of blue, Dylan gave me the lists that he loves me, except one in this bright early morning.

Five things that he loves me are:

1) I love the way you give me hugs.
2) I love the way you tickles me.
3) I love the way you give me lots of kisses.
4) I love the way you read me lots of books.
5) I love the way you play with me.

Except there is one way he does not love me.

So he said, " I don't love you when you made me born first."

It left me puzzle, so I asked him to give me a valid reason. His reason was, " I don't like the way you made me clean the mess up more because I am the oldest. " His mind sure cracked me up !